03.08.2009 // Humor, Miscellaneous, Short Stories // jcbrady
I decided I wanted an easy button so I set out to buy one. On the store display stand it said, “makes a perfect gift”. I have to admit this suggestion made me a little embarassed because I normally would view this item as the sort of thing I’d receive as a gift. I therefore bought one for myself and another as a gift for somebody because I thought it really would make a good gift. (That marketing stuff really gets inside your head sometimes)
Before I bought the easy button, I had in mind a couple of ways I wanted to customize it. Number 1 I wanted to make it green because a red easy button doesn’t make sense to me. Red is an emergency color and I wanted my easy button to have a soothing feel to it. Number 2, I didn’t like when you pressed the button, it say’s “that was easy”. For some reason, I just didn’t like it.
When I got home I began customization on my easy button right away. I took the rubber stoppers off the bottom and unscrewed the screws. I pulled on the wire that was connected to the circuit board and the whole circuit board broke. Oh well, that did the trick for getting rid of the audio.
Next I proceeded upstairs where all the painting supplies are usually kept. After some searching, I found the green paint I was looking for. I also found a small sable brush and a larger one so as to cover the whole red area of the easy button with green.
Once I had finished my painting I admired my work, It looked pretty good and I was happy with it. Then I noticed how the paint wasn’t drying and I looked at the label on the paint again. It was oil paint and not acrylic! Augggh! (Oil paint would take months and months to dry)
I got the turpentine out and took off the paint, what a mess it was. Green paint all over the place and on my hands and clothes. I must have spent half an hour cleaning up the mess.
I then proceeded to look for the acrylic paints. I looked everywhere in the paint room and then moved to other areas of the house. I called my wife to help me look and she couldn’t find the acrylic paints either.
I had no choice but to look in the attic. So there I went, digging through boxes and boxes of junk that I have in my attic (no metaphor intended). I found all kinds of stuff I wasn’t looking for but I could not find the acrylic paints. I was seriously ready to break something at this point.
I decided that maybe my green easy button wasn’t meant to be and that I’d either come back to this project or forget about it and move on. I went downstairs and sat on the couch next to my wife.
“Did you find the acrylics?” She said.
“No”, I said.
“Well the store’s still open, why don’t you go get some green paint”.
With that being said, I listened to my loving and helpful wife and went to the store. I picked out some green acrylic (making sure to read the label this time). When I got home I got a new sable brush and started applying paint.
This application unfortunately, was semi transparent (unlike the oil paint) and the easy button looked like garbage. I realized it just wasn’t going to work and I took a rag to it, wiping the paint off. I went ahead and settled for a red easy button but when I put the pieces back together my easy button was broken.
The moral of the story is that sometimes you just got to settle for what’s inside the box. Maybe that’s the key to happiness, not sure. One thing I can say for sure, is that I’m glad I bought that extra easy button as a gift because it became a gift to… (tears and sobbing) myself.
Change the color of the easy button EASILY in this Photoshop CS4 Tutorial.
03.07.2009 // Design, Miscellaneous // jcbrady
I’m changing a red easy button to green in this example (who ever heard of a red easy button anyway). I’m also using Photoshop CS4. Feel free to use this photo and copy it to your desktop if you want to follow along.

Red easy button

Green easy button
1. Hit the “create new fill or adjustment layer” button at the bottom of the layers palette and create a new Hue/Saturation layer. (Fig. 1)

Fig. 1
2. Check colorize at the bottom of the adjustment pallete and move the sliders to create the color you desire. The settings I used are:
Hue 132
Saturation 53
Lightness 0
3. On the Hue/Saturation layer mask, you’ll want to paint out areas so that the green color only shows through in certain areas. To do this in an easy way, we’ll create a selection and then fill it with black. Use the magic wand tool to select the white letters on the button.
On the layer with the easy button photo, hold the shift key and click each white letter to select all the letters. You can also hold the option key and click to subtract from the selection if you find you selected too much. After your selection is all set, go back to the Hue/Saturation layer mask (Fig. 2)

Fig. 2
and fill your selection with black. (Hit the D key to ensure that your default colors are set to black and white).
4. Follow this same selection process with the green part of the button that used to be red. (It still is red if you turn off the adjustment layer) Keep shift/option clicking on this part of the button until you have the selection you like.
5. Last but not least desaturate your original button layer to kill any red that’s showing through. In the menu you’ll find it in Image > Adjustments > Desaturate or use command-shift-u on a Mac or control-shift-u on a PC.
Now you have an easy button that in my mind is properly colored. Do you think the easy button should be red or green? Maybe some other color? Leave your opinion in the comments.
Also, here’s a 1024 x 768 res screensaver of a green easy button. Enjoy!
03.01.2009 // Miscellaneous, Motivation, Short Stories // jcbrady
A man on the sidewalk asked me for a light. He had a fresh cigarette dangling in his mouth. I saw him from afar and considered crossing to the other side of the street because he seemed strange. When I looked him in the eyes, he looked like one of the happiest people I’d seen in a long time.
I said “Sorry, I don’t have a light” and continued on.
I imagined what Dr. Wayne Dyer
would say to this man. Wayne might have been inspired by the joy in the man’s face and said “Ya know smoking’s hard, why do you do it?”
Wayne would have probably had a full conversation with the man and maybe even left an impression, causing him to look at his addiction in a new light. However, it’s usually not my way to start giving advice to a stranger on the street, sidewalk, whatever. I continued on.
A few minutes went by as I went on my walk. I hit a crosswalk and noticed on the ground was a bright red lighter. This bright red lighter was the exact thing the stranger just asked me for. What an odd coincidence I thought and continued on.
After a few seconds, I felt the urge to go back for that lighter. Imagine if it worked and I actually was able to give it to the guy. I could then have a conversation with the man about the difficulties of smoking. I went back and picked the lighter up off the ground. I flicked it and it didn’t work.
Figures, I said and tossed it aside on someone’s lawn. I proceeded to walk to the end of the street. Instead of going around the block like I’d planned, I decided to go back the way I came so I could get that lighter.
I thought about how I would give it to the man on the sidewalk. It would be my way of pointing out the difficulties of smoking, we’d have a laugh about the fact it didn’t work, then I’d continue on.
Maybe the man would get pissed off at me and want to kick my ass. Hmmmm, I guess you never know how someone’s going to react. In any case, I would approach him with caution knowing I had my ammo in my pocket, the little red lighter I found.
I continued on to the place he was, the but the man was gone. The best that I could do was leave the red lighter standing on it’s end on the sidewalk. Better than nothing, maybe my message would be found. Somehow though, it didn’t feel quite like it would be.
Glad I have the means to blog about this experience and let any of you struggling smokers out there know that there’s an excellent bit about why smoking is more difficult than not smoking in the disc Making Your Thoughts Work for You by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer; Byron Katie
Buy it off this link and you’ll be doing me the favor of donating a couple bucks. So if you or anyone you know is interested in quitting smoking or any other addiction for that matter, you should give this one a try.
On the flipside, I also felt inspired to write 3 alternative endings to the above (true) story:
- I leave to go for a walk down the same street the next day, but this time I take a lighter with me. The man is there but already smoking a cigarette. I pull out a green lighter and light it in front of him. He laughs and says, “Need a smoke, it’s my last one” “No thanks I would say, glad that it’s your last one” and continue on.
- The man is actually at the bus stop and I see him get on the bus. Omnisciently speaking, The bus driver would ask the man to extinguish his cigarette. The man throws it on the ground and stomps it out. Then the bus driver points to a sign that says fine for littering $50. The man picks it up and comes his direction to throw it away but there is only a recycling bin (no trash). The bus driver says you’ll have to hold on to your own cigarette butt. He puts the stinking ashed cigarette in his pocket and comes to realize that smoking really is more difficult than not smoking.
- Considering the “stranger danger” scenario, I approach the man with a lighter and flick it. The man pulls out a gun and a knife and says “choose which way you want to die”. I point to the cigarette in his mouth and say “Not that way”.
If you have some more ideas for how things could pan out in this situation, please feel free to leave them in the comments.