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Jeremy and his wife Katheryn, a couple in their mid 30’s, were parked at the curb of a fifties style drive in restaurant eating their burgers and fries. On a tray designed to sit on a partially open car window, sat a rootbeer float in a frost covered glass with ice cream melting down the [...]

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Once upon a time, a lonely fisherman caught a beautiful mermaid in his net. The fisherman did not believe in mermaids so to him the sight was a miracle. He pulled up the net and opened it on the bow of his boat. He wasn’t sure what to do, so he tried to cover her [...]

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(The Big Lebowski characters meet in the Night of the Living Dead setting) Download PDF
A small white house in the country is perched on a green hillside. The house is boarded up. A few scattered zombies roam about and the sun is going down. Inside the house, 3 men and 1 woman prepare to do [...]

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I decided I wanted an easy button so I set out to buy one. On the store display stand it said, “makes a perfect gift”. I have to admit this suggestion made me a little embarassed because I normally would view this item as the sort of thing I’d receive as a gift. I therefore [...]

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A man on the sidewalk asked me for a light. He had a fresh cigarette dangling in his mouth. I saw him from afar and considered crossing to the other side of the street because he seemed strange. When I looked him in the eyes, he looked like one of the happiest people I’d seen [...]

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