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How to Sit Down

Find a chair that suits you. When you have chosen, back up to it until you are at the very edge. The top of the chair should be at the same level as the back of your knees.  Bend your knees slowly until your butt touches the surface of the chair. You should be sitting down now, congratulate yourself.

How to Watch TV

Find a spot that’s comfortable to sit. (refer to the above entry if this is confusing) Most televisions now come with a remote control which allows you to interact with the TV from anywhere in the room. If you do not have this feature then this tutorial is not for you, sorry.

Hold the remote in your right hand (or left if you’re left handed) and change the channels with the up & down arrows. The amazing thing here is that there are always shows on no matter what time of day. They are not necessarily good shows, but they are always on. `

Getting a Drink

Go to the refrigerator door and open it. Depending on your place of residence you will see a wide assortment of drinks or very few. Choose one that suits you. Now pick it up and place it on the counter. Find a glass and pour the liquid in until you settle on an amount you want to drink. This will vary depending on mood and amount of thirst.

Next put the beverage container back in the fridge. It is often easiest to put it in the exact spot you got it from because you will eliminate the need to find an available space for it.

Sit back down with your drink and drink it. For an extra challenge, you can try changing channels while you drink your beverage. You are now channel surfing while beverage drinking. Congratulate yourself.